You Get What You Give

thighbone:

i once fancied this boy in a wheelchair

so i told my friend

who looked at me dead in the eye and said

“well, at least this one can’t run away from you”

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

WE’RE SOARING

FLYING

THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

(Source: tltty)

fiddlesticksandcustard:

We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”

LOKI ISN’T HERE.

We became best friends after that, obviously.

on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg

(Source: atheistmingle)

motherficklee:

seeleyboothfan:

pippipklooray:

glee is like that friend who was really cool when you first met and then slowly got more annoying as your friendship progressed, but you don’t want to write her off completely because her brother is really hot and you get to see him sometimes.  

What I’m getting from this is that her brother is Klaine